While working with a sassy doctor

• Doctor: So, do you have any drug allergies
• Patient: Yeah! I'm allergic to NSAIDS
• Doctor: Okay and what happens when you take them
• Patient: I die.
• Doctor: Really now......but I see you say you're taking Naproxen... that's an NSAID
• Patient: No it's not! You should really look things up on the internet before you think you know things!
• Doctor: Oh HELL NO
• *Doctor storms out of the room and walks back in with a bottle of Aleve and hands it to the patient*
• Doctor: What does it say on the side of the bottle, ma'am?
• Patient: Aleve is an NSAID....................
• Doctor: And I didn't even have to wikipedia that.
• ~Cranquis: wants to high-five this doctor!