"Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once."
- Shakespeare

While working with a sassy doctor

Doctor:So, do you have any drug allergies
Patient:Yeah! I'm allergic to NSAIDS
Doctor:Okay and what happens when you take them
Patient:I die.
Doctor:Really now......but I see you say you're taking Naproxen... that's an NSAID
Patient:No it's not! You should really look things up on the internet before you think you know things!
Doctor:Oh HELL NO
*Doctor storms out of the room and walks back in with a bottle of Aleve and hands it to the patient*
Doctor:What does it say on the side of the bottle, ma'am?
Patient:Aleve is an NSAID....................
Doctor:And I didn't even have to wikipedia that.
~Cranquis:wants to high-five this doctor!
— 1 year ago with 182 notes
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