"Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once."
- Shakespeare

TSK: Try to keep up, this one's confusing.

Cranquis:So how high has Peter's fever been?
Mother of 7-year-old Peter (who has had a runny nose and cough for 3 days already):101.8 degrees.
Cranquis:When did it reach that level?
Mom:Well it was only 100 degrees when he got home from school today, and since it's really hot out today, I wasn't sure if that was just because of the heat or if he was really sick, so I dressed him up in a black outfit and sent him outside to play baseball for an hour and when I rechecked him, it was 101.8 degrees.
Cranquis (trying to not express visible shock at this calm display of idiocy):Uh, um, was that temperature taken in the mouth or in the ear?
Mom:Oh, I don't have a thermometer, I just felt his forehead.
Cranquis (slowly realizing that he's dealing with a total loon):But... how did you know it was exactly 101.8 degrees, if you just felt his forehead?
Mom (waving her hand airily, obviously pleased with herself):Oh, I guess I'm just talented!
— 2 years ago with 118 notes
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  19. mynotes4usmle said: haha, you have no idea the kind of things that moms say here in Peru. Have you heard of the term “internal fever” we doctors are still trying to figure that out!!!
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